Monthly Archives: November 2009

There’s no such thing as the Happy Fairy

In the November issue of Shambhala Sun magazine, Huston Smith recounts one of his last conversations with longtime friend Aldous Huxley. Huxley said:

“It’s a little embarrassing to have spent one’s entire life pondering the human situation and find oneself in the end with nothing more profound to say than try to be a little nicer.”

This is one thing I love about philosophy and the great wisdom traditions–what’s there is just so flippin’ obvious, but we somehow need to be reminded, early and often.

Tangentially, recall that last week I offered up a little show tune for your listening pleasure. There’s just one more thing I wanted to say about that number… I love that it’s get happy. Not “find something that makes you happy” or “hope one day you’ll discover happiness”. Get happy. It’s an active choice, a state you set your mind to achieve, not one that descends upon you if you’re lucky enough. I hate that Nike staked a claim on this one, but it’s so darn true I can’t help but repeat it: Just do it.

What Judy’s singing and Huxley’s saying is basically the same thing: We make the choices. We set the tenor of our own lives.

So what’ll it be?

Wise Words

“Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on,
or by imbeciles who really mean it.”

~Mark Twain

Homemade, home played

Wholesome entertainment or the Fourth Horseman?

Not too long ago, I had a conversation with a lively eight-year-old girl. With the holidays upon us, she was hard at work refining her Christmas wish list. Her top requests for Santa? Cooking Mama and Gardening Mama, video games simulating those domestic tasks. (I can’t in good conscience recommend you do this, but if you’d like a nails-on-a-chalkboard video glimpse at each, check out their respective websites here and here.)

Now, I’ll admit to a little knee-jerk anti-video-game reaction to this girl’s enthusiasm, but I also get that this is what The Kids These Days are into. Having a committed gamer in the house, I can also acknowledge that video games aren’t quite the calamitous harbingers of obesity, imbecility, and sunlight-and-fresh-air-deficiency that some have made them out to be. All things in moderation, dontcha know.

But here’s where things got a little weird: Thinking that her wish list was rooted in a real-world interest in the food-prep and veggie-growing arts, I asked her if she had a favorite dish, what she most enjoyed helping mom or dad make in the kitchen. I asked her if the family had a garden, or if she’d grown a pea plant in a milk carton (didn’t we all do that in kindergarten?). What she said surprised me. Actually, it shocked me. (There. My fuddy-duddy credentials are on full display.)

She’d never cooked anything, or coaxed a seed to sprout. She’d never helped bake a cake or picked a ripe tomato off its vine. Never chopped onions, never planted them. And she wasn’t terribly interested in trying. To her, food comes from microwaves and drive-thru windows; the yard is where you keep the grass that no one walks on. Cooking meals and growing the ingredients are activities that take place in a climate-controlled rec room, on a 52″ flat-screen TV.

No disrespect to the girl or her parents, but I couldn’t decide if I wanted to gag, scream, or cry first.

You know that I’m given to frequent bouts of existential angst of the where-are-we-going-and-why-am-I-in-this-handbasket variety, but this really can’t be good. Can it? I’m reminded of Michael Pollan‘s piece from a few months back, “Out of the Kitchen, Onto the Couch,” in which he examines our strange modern relationship with food preparation. Pollan points out that cooking has, for so many (most?) Americans, become merely a spectator sport, something we enjoy watching but don’t dare try ourselves. One more fragment of reality moving into the virtual.

Or maybe I’m wrong. Maybe the cooking video game will spark an interest in the real deal. Maybe Cooking Mama will lead this little girl to actually cooking with mama. But I don’t hold out much hope. When your tastes are shaped by the hyperbolic–heavily seasoned and processed food, overly loud and flashy entertainment–it’s difficult to change the palate. When extravagance and immediate gratification are your normal, how can you learn to appreciate the subtlety of lightly steamed chard? Where do you get the patience to wait for seed to become sprout, sprout to become stalk, bud to become flower?

For my small part, I’m asking Santa to bring that little girl a love of beets, a yearning for dirt under her fingernails, and an adorable accessory or two. Maybe she’ll be enticed to put down the stylus and pick up a spoon.

Merry

In the coming weeks, you won’t find lights or a tree at our house. There will be no gift giving, no turkey gorging, no chestnut roasting. No one’s aspiring to Scrooge-dom here; we just prefer a quieter take on the season. I’m still hoping for snow on a certain December day, and I’m still a fan of wassailing in all its forms. And what’s got me most excited right now is not the prospect of pumpkin pie or Black Friday sales; it’s how this plant beams from my coffee table, reveling in its own way at the cold temperatures and deep-angled sunlight.

‘Tis the season.

He who has ears…

Rogue Memory

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Remember that first Birds & Bees talk? The messy and vaguely embarrassing details about how babies are made, and the realization that adults you know–your mom, your dad, anybody with kids–had done those things at least once… It’s all a little shocking, a little fascinating, a little disconcerting. In short, it’s a big deal. It’s one of those milestones you carry with you.

My story is pretty uneventful. Mom gave the usual “when a man and woman love each other very much…” routine, with some G-rated visual aids and lots of dry, boring egg and sperm stuff. Not very unusual, except for one thing: it didn’t happen.

On my last visit home, I recounted my memory of this event. It was pretty vivid: I remembered the book, the floral-print arm chair, the room in my grandmother’s house, how I was sitting… all of which made it that much more disorienting when my mother told me it had never happened. I defer to her memory on this one–after all, I was rather young. But this isn’t the only time that a particularly vivid or cherished or noteworthy memory has been deemed false by someone who ought to share it. But without hard evidence, who’s to say which of us is right?

Memory’s a slippery, slippery thing. It’s not to be trusted, but it’s also frequently all we’ve got.

That conversation made me doubt afresh every memory I think I have about my childhood and adolescence, and there’s a certain bereavement that comes with that. I’ve lost something that may or may not have ever existed, and I’ve nothing for replacement.

But does it really matter if my memory is true or not? Our species has long put great stock in myth, and told it like it was truth. Fact becomes fiction becomes fact of a different sort, and is no less valuable for it.

Mine is a problem of simple semantics: All this time, I’ve said memory and meant historical truth, meant the facts of what came before. Fact has a place at the table, but the guest list is larger still. Memories exist in a kind of no man’s land between fact and fiction, and can’t be made to fit the rules of either. Barbara Kingsolver wrote, “Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin.”

My memories are a map of where I came from, but one that could never get you back to any place I’ve been. You’d be better served by a trail of breadcrumbs–more reliable, and you’d have a snack.

Perhaps this is why we love a good scar–it’s proof, a lasting imprint from our collision with some part of the world. We had substance. We were here. Beats Kilroy doodles.

Memories are of events that have helped shape the person you are, and the memory itself–the distillation of the event, the facts or feelings that stand out from it–continues that work as long as it sticks in your head. So when these movers and shapers can no longer be trusted, what’s a gal to do? Jettison the false-in-facts but true-in-feel in favor of a dry, rote account of what “really” happened? Wax philosophical about how reality is a fluid concept and not subject to the laws of small-minded beings? Wish you’d taken more pictures? Or maybe you just go with it: at the next family gathering, we’ll each have our stories to tell. Maybe some of the ragged edges will match up. Maybe we’ll find a new mythology in the spaces between.

Get happy

I’ve posted a dozen things in my head over the past few days, but haven’t managed to make it to the computer. Even my fingers are tired after work… and today I’m off to play outside, far from keyboards and modems and electrical outlets. We’ll resume our regularly scheduled programming, um, sometime, I hope.

This has been stuck in my head for days now…

I credit my grandmother’s VHS copies of That’s Entertainment! … I wasn’t exposed to much television when I was younger, and what I did see was a strange mix. Regardless, the song always puts a smile on my face–and smiling’s something I’ve been making a conscious effort to do more of lately. Turns out I do have a Pollyanna side, if a little buried.

Kicking the Habit

A few times every year, I have to go through the great nightstand purge. It’s like thinning a row of new-sprouted seeds: each little plant holds promise, but having them all furiously metabolizing at once just empties out the soil and needlessly pits them against each other. Better to pull a few to foster the rest, then try again with a fresh flat.

I’m fast approaching another thinning, as books have begun to teeter by the head of the bed and have staked out acreage on the floor below. One that will likely be thinned is a used book store find, Florence King‘s anthology STET, Damnit! Our sociopolitical differences aside, the curmudgeon in me is amused by her columns, and it’s a book I’ll probably keep coming back to until I (eventually) finish it. For tonight, just a little morsel that I’ve been thinking over:

“The American way of stress is comparable to Freud’s ‘beloved symptom’, his name for the cherished neurosis that a patient cultivates like the rarest of orchids and does not want to be cured of. Stress makes Americans feel busy, important, and in demand, and simultaneously deprived, ignored, and victimized. Stress makes them feel interesting and complex instead of boring and simple, and carries an assumption of sensitivity not unlike the Old World assumption that aristocrats were high-strung. In short, stress has become a status symbol.”

I’ve surely bought into this as much as the next person, and it shows in all the little ways I remind myself every day about how stressed I am. I claim not to enjoy the feeling, but, at the same time, I do so much to cultivate it, to keep it going. It’s a destructive relationship, and one I aim to end. Stress is inevitable, true. My crazy addiction to it is not.

Here’s a simple thing: tonight, I came in from a busy twelve-hour shift tired and ready to shift gears. But what was my first thought upon entering my home? It wasn’t Boy, I’m glad to be here! I didn’t walk through the door with a smile on my face, anticipating relaxation ahead. No, I hadn’t even put my bike away when this lousy hamster wheel started turning in my head: God, I’m glad that’s over. But I have to do it again tomorrow. Ugh. And tonight I have to put on laundry and find something for dinner and sew that button back on my shirt and feed the animals and and and and… Exasperation, whinging, and a to-do list are how I welcome myself home.

Two-faced stress addict, right here. How ridiculous is that?

But they say the first step is recognizing the problem, and so, I put down my bag, and acknowledged the addled list-maker inside of me. She has a pathological need to always be productive, to forever be ticking items off her busy little lists. Tonight’s list didn’t lose any of its importance, but it did lose its false urgency. It got cut back down to size, with a simple (not to imply easy, mind you!) effort of will, a purposeful change of focus. The list got done, but not until I’d given myself a smile, kissed the pooches, stretched my legs, and said, “Boy, I’m glad to be here.” And meant it.

I’m gonna do this a thousand more times, and see where it gets me. I have a feeling the view will be much better from there.

Have your snark and eat it too

After spending several days as a snotty, coughy, achy, feverish petri dish, I’m upright once again and ready to continue my grand tradition of blogcrastination. Blogcrastination is a beautiful, versatile, made-up little term. It refers both to blogging when I should be doing something else and to doing something else when I should be blogging. As you might have noticed, I’ve trended a bit more toward the latter lately, the snot factory notwithstanding.

Here’s my trouble: Being given to protracted bouts of curmudgeonly snark, I generally pull up the keyboard only when I’m irked about something. I can be piercing or catty or wittily critical all day long–and we’ll skip the psychoanalysis portion of today’s post, if you don’t mind. Suffice it to say that I hold that humor and martinis are both best served dry, dry, dry, and some folks don’t appreciate the flavor.

I’ve been reading a lot about yoga and meditation lately, and trying my hand at some of it. As I’ve mentioned, I’m boldly going where most rationally inclined, left-brain types never do, trying to pick up a little skill at energy work, and using it to get more deeply acquainted with myself. It’s heady stuff, and feels more true than anything I’ve ever encountered. My guts, my bones, my atoms know that I’m onto something, and I want to learn more.

So I have a conflict: how does an inveterate sarcastic become adept at a practice that’s ultimately rooted in the purest form of love and compassion? How does a judgmental snark become a yogi who really does see and honor that spark of the divine that’s in all of us? I want to have my cake and eat it too… and we all know how that turns out.

I wrote an appropriate, if ever-so-slightly tangential take on this dilemma some time ago over here. It bears repeating.

I haven’t the energy or the inclination to confirm tonight that this quotation is attributed appropriately, but Google tells me that Ezra Pound said, “I have never met a poet worth a damn that was not irascible.” It might amuse you to note that I discovered that gem while idly googling “irascible buddha.” Really, the words just aren’t coming so easily tonight, and I was looking for an easy way out. If the I.B. is a legitimate aspiration, I can throw in the towel right now. Alas, I don’t think it exists. But you have to admit it would make a damn fine band name. I could just take up the guitar with my cake…

Regardless, I’m not saying anything original here. This sort of conflict has been around about as long as abstract thought itself. It’s really just another way of saying that I want to be good and worthy but still get my kicks, too. I want to make the world a better place by having been here, and I want to give it a spanking and put it in time-out for having needed the improvement in the first place. I want to see god in the people around me, but most days I can’t stand to look at them. It’s ultimately hubris, I suppose–I think I can be wholly responsible for The State We’re In, both passively criticizing and actively changing everything around me.

Whatever the reason, it makes for a little blogging problem. I’m here simply to write, a directive that gives quite a bit of leeway. But I’m also conscious of the fact that I have readers, and they may not welcome a steady diet of acrimony and spite, no matter how amusingly worded. Then we get into the sticky territory of policing my own words, which leads right back into that old judge not debate, which gets me after my own tail until I just collapse on the floor. Circular thinking is the drug of choice for intellectual procrastinators–you do a lot of work, but get absolutely nowhere at all. It allows one to maintain the illusion of productivity. And, boy howdy, is productivity one of my golden calves.

Both hard science and woowoo tend to agree that all organisms strive for homeostasis, for balance. Balance implies two or more opposing forces reaching some sort of harmony, not the annihilation of one by the other–which suggests that I can have my dry martini commentary and my unicorns and rainbows. My irascible and my buddha. It’s a hopeful thought.